About David

does anybody actually read about pages? well if you're one of those weirdos then keep reading….

Does anybody actually read about pages? Well if you're one of those weirdos then keep reading….

this is what i look like.

after 15 years of designer life (you know the one - slack notifications, stakeholder meetings, pretending to understand excel) i decided to choose chaos instead.

so i jumped ship. no parachute. just vibes.

5 years of creative mayhem later:

  • launched enough businesses to fill a graveyard (some lived! some didn't! all taught me things!)

  • built @designershumor into the internet's biggest design meme empire (yes, that one)

  • survived the NFT/crypto rollercoaster and somehow landed a #1 trending collection on OpenSea [still can't believe that happened tbh]

and after 20+ years of collecting creative knowledge like pokemon cards, my brain started leaking. so i built this site as my digital memory dump.

honestly? i'm so hyped about what's coming next that i might need to add this URL to my gravestone. not even kidding.

wanna chat? that email button below? it's real. it's mine. use it. slide into my inbox with your wildest creative dreams/questions/conspiracy theories.

because let's be honest - the best ideas usually start with "what if we..."

after 15 years of designer life (you know the one - slack notifications, stakeholder meetings, pretending to understand excel) i decided to choose chaos instead.

so i jumped ship. no parachute. just vibes.

5 years of creative mayhem later:

  • launched enough businesses to fill a graveyard (some lived! some didn't! all taught me things!)

  • built @designershumor into the internet's biggest design meme empire (yes, that one)

  • survived the NFT/crypto rollercoaster and somehow landed a #1 trending collection on OpenSea [still can't believe that happened tbh]

and after 20+ years of collecting creative knowledge like pokemon cards, my brain started leaking. so i built this site as my digital memory dump.

honestly? i'm so hyped about what's coming next that i might need to add this URL to my gravestone. not even kidding.

wanna chat? that email button below? it's real. it's mine. use it. slide into my inbox with your wildest creative dreams/questions/conspiracy theories.

because let's be honest - the best ideas usually start with "what if we..."